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May 24th, 2009

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03:06 pm
It's that time again, ladies and gents. I just had to tell my little Loki, my baby, light of my life, to stop masturbating on me. *Sigh*.

(Knife or ladle?)

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From:[info]megapope
Date:May 24th, 2009 04:23 am (UTC)
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*starts typing... stops. Thinks for a moment. Gives up and walks away.*
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From:[info]poor_toms_acold
Date:May 24th, 2009 05:36 am (UTC)
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This happens quite regularly, I think it's the changing of the seasons that does it. Or somthing. It never stops being disturbing, though.
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From:[info]megapope
Date:May 24th, 2009 06:02 am (UTC)
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Changing of seasons eh... I should try that on the police officers next time I get caught doing the same thing...
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From:[info]poor_toms_acold
Date:May 24th, 2009 07:36 am (UTC)
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Yeah, somehow I doubt "good afterble constanoon" would do it...
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From:[info]nightchild01
Date:May 24th, 2009 11:59 am (UTC)
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My boyfriend says: "I'm glad that Micah only does that to you." I feel your pain.
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From:[info]poor_toms_acold
Date:May 24th, 2009 07:34 pm (UTC)
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Does Micah get really bitey around the same time too? I'm trying to figure out if the accompanying biting is normal.
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From:[info]nightchild01
Date:May 25th, 2009 06:11 am (UTC)
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I think the biting is normal. Micah usually does it on me when I'm napping so I've never actually witnessed it myself but I've read that it's really normal for them to get really bitey if they're hormonal like that.
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From:[info]rorym
Date:May 25th, 2009 09:03 am (UTC)
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I just snorted my tea...
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From:[info]house_monkey
Date:June 3rd, 2009 11:04 am (UTC)
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I might regret asking this, but how does a parrot masturbate?
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From:[info]poor_toms_acold
Date:June 3rd, 2009 07:09 pm (UTC)
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He holds on with his beak, fluffs himself up, kicks backward with his (pointy pointy) feet and generally gets himself all worked up for sexy-humping-times. And then he bites me really really hard when I stop him. It's quite unpleasant all round!

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