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October 28th, 2009


07:08 pm - Dear Loki, I love you very much...
...but stay the FUCK away from my ears.

Loving my new 0 gauges, but my ears are pretty sore right now. Am also a tad miffed I can't see the full prettiness of the plugs, but in three days I can rotate them so that I get the maximum possible effect of the pretty. Anyway, it's not such a biggie that I can't see it, as long as other people can, given that the view I see is different to what others see, with the angle of the piercings. I'm looking forward to showing them to other people and finding out what they see.

(4 stabs with a ladle | Knife or ladle?)

October 23rd, 2009


07:47 pm
Sweet Zombie Jesus, I've never worn a skirt this short.

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October 22nd, 2009


06:56 pm - New toys
Come next Wednesday, these are going to be in my ears:



It's not the greatest pic, it's a bit distorted, but they look like nebulas captured in the glass! SO pretty. I had my heart set on stone plugs, but a) the ones I was after weren't available and b) these are freaking cool. All the best stone ones are double flares anyway, so I'll wait til my holes are healed. I'm getting 0 gauge holes pierced where the second hole in each ear is now, so I'll still be able to wear all my normal earrings in my first holes, and/or big pretty ones in my second holes (and whatever the hell I want in all the others, I guess...). Squee! Can't wait.

EDIT: Here's a slightly better pic:


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October 5th, 2009


08:07 pm - "'Homo Kakaponus", or 'this is why they're so rare'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cli0gNxGLdI

Go watch this. Now. I cried with laughter.

(with thanks to Syn_Abounds, who sent me the original link).

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September 28th, 2009


06:40 pm
Am home.

Too jetlagged/wiped from first day at work for any further details at present.

(Knife or ladle?)

August 7th, 2009


07:15 am
I now have Bettie Page bangs.

That is all.

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July 26th, 2009


05:43 pm - I am the Lizard Queen!!
I just made my first ever successful pot of beef and vegetable broth!! I've had a bit of a mental block about soups/broths/stews, so I'm very proud of myself.

That's all.

(2 stabs with a ladle | Knife or ladle?)

July 7th, 2009


06:37 pm
I just had to do the 'take a sip of water and swallow while bent upside down' thing to get rid of hiccups. Loki got his footing upright on the back of my shoulder at first, then dutifully hung upside down with me. D'awwwww.

(1 stab with a ladle | Knife or ladle?)

June 28th, 2009


06:32 pm - Pleased


Know what that is? That, ladies and gentlemen, is the first on-panel romantic kiss between two men in the Marvel universe. Welcome to the 21st century, Marvel. It only took how many years?

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12:07 pm
If anyone's interested in the Max '2 pairs of jeans for $99' sale but can only find one pair they like let me know - I got two pairs already (with a voucher I had it was even cheaper WIN), but I'm in love with one of the pairs I got so much I wouldn't mind getting it in the other colour. So I'm happy to go halves on the deal with someone :-)

(Knife or ladle?)

June 10th, 2009


06:56 pm
I heart Obama so hard, I won't deny it. I was just watching the Colbert Report filmed in Iraq, and Colbert was interviewing a Major, who told him if he wanted to be a real soldier he'd have to shave his head. Colbert protested, saying "I'm not taking that from no mere four star general!". There was a buzzing noise, then President Obama appeared on the big screen behind them:

Obama: Steven! I heard you don't want to shave your head like a real soldier!
Colbert: What?! Hang on! Are you telling me your spy satellites are really *that* powerful?!
Obama: Nope, my ears are really that big.

LOVE. SO. HARD.

(1 stab with a ladle | Knife or ladle?)

June 6th, 2009


08:30 am - Where in the world and when in time is Stephen Colbert going to be in...
... IRAQ!

http://nz.entertainment.yahoo.com/090605/5/cpkl.html

Honestly, I'm surprised he's genuinely going to the Persian Gulf. I assumed there would be hilarious green-screen action, not the genuine article.

(Knife or ladle?)

June 5th, 2009


07:09 am - RIP Bill
http://nz.entertainment.yahoo.com/090604/5/cow5.html

I have to say, when I read the headline my first thought was "... Horatio?!", but no, Bill.

(Knife or ladle?)

May 24th, 2009


03:06 pm
It's that time again, ladies and gents. I just had to tell my little Loki, my baby, light of my life, to stop masturbating on me. *Sigh*.

(10 stabs with a ladle | Knife or ladle?)

April 28th, 2009


08:59 pm - "You liked him, he thought like you"
"No, if he thought like me he'd have realised that living in misery is marginally better than dying in it"

Aaaand House is dealing with suicide this episode, including finding the body. Fabulous. Boston Legal had better be hilarious.

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06:51 pm - I am utterly torn on all aspects of this.
http://nz.entertainment.yahoo.com/090428/5/c15k.html

On the one hand OH NO YOU DON'T. On the other hand Russell Brand. On the third hand NO NO NO ARE YOU INSANE?! On the fourth hand it does sound like it's being done with love. And I do love 'Beetlejuice'. I just... I just don't know.

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April 26th, 2009


06:15 pm
I just had butter chicken for the first time in my life that I can remember. I wasn't impressed. Why is it sweet?

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April 18th, 2009


05:02 pm
Hey all, I need a vote. Do I want to dance at Cafe Istanbul on my birthday? It's Saturday the 6th of Jun (we do the roster 2 months in advance). Would people be interested in having a big group dinner at Cafe Istanbul that night, with me slipping off at one point and becoming the entertainment, or would you guys prefer I ask NOT to be rostered on that night, and we all go somewhere else? Or should think of something else entirely to do?

(4 stabs with a ladle | Knife or ladle?)

April 15th, 2009


07:45 am - Finally someone said it!
The Good Morning hosts are talking to Josh Kronfeld and partner, as the latest couple to be eliminated from Dancing with the Stars. Paul Henry just asked Josh if he found his partner's costumes distracting (this is after making a crack earlier in the progamme about the partner's 'top two' helping them get into the top three). Josh Kronfeld looked surprised at the question, then said "Mate, you really are a bit of a dickhead, you know that? That's an awful question. Anyway, look at some of the shit *I* had to wear!!"

a) Live TV is awesome
b) FINALLY someone called Paul on his shit.

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April 11th, 2009


05:20 pm
Moved. Everything went smoothly, but even so I'm sore all over and so tired I can't focus on reading my flist. To be expected, I guess.

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